Top 5 Strangest Animals on Earth

STRANGE, WEIRD OR CUTE?

Now I've seen some pretty strange creatures in my time, like, the elephant who needs to iron out his stockings and the hippo who needs to get a lipo suckion done but here are some of the most craziest, strangest, weirdest, what else ends in est, funniest looking animals of, like, EVER!

01) MATAMATA TURTLE
So strange that they named it twice. I think that the long thing in the front of its body is its head and then the shriveled pieces of whatever is its legs. The large hard piece on its back is usually a shell, that is, if you know what a turtle looks like. I dub thee STRANGE.

02) SAIGA ANTELOPE
I don't know what the heck its doing cause it's giving a smiling, contepated pose of some sort. I think it's smiling?!? The horns look cool but I think this animal would look stranger if it had an elephant nose. I dub this animal STRANGE.

03) STAR NOSED MOLE
Well, I feel sorry for this mole, it's constantly being picked on. Look at it, someone shoved 2 flowers up its nose and they forgot to give him a nail clipper for his birthday. By the way, where's his eyes? I dub thee STRANGE.

04) PINK FAIRY ARMADILLO
Well...its not pink and its fuzzy, armadillo's are supposed to be these strange creatures that are made up of a hard shell and when you scare it it roles up like a ball. If you know what I'm talking about you'll also know that they look similarily like a tomatoe bug, but this ... I think his mom was on crack or something, poor guy. I dub thee WEIRD.

05) LONG-EARED JERBOA
Mickey Mouse!!! What's up doc!!! Tom and Jerry!!! It's a very small, cute mouse with large ears. Dumbo!!! I dub this animal CUTE.


Here are some more strange and weird creatures. I would have used these animals cause they're weirder than the others but the website didn't provide their names so I couldn't look them up. But to your enjoyment, check these bad boys out.

Top 5 Box Office Movies

Top 5 US and Canada Box Office Movies

This week people have voted for the top 5 movies in theatre by buying a ticket and watching it. The companies put the movies in theatres to see if people will like it and then they make a large amount of DVD's to all movie stores. The movies that don't make it into theatres don't get a large space rather than the popular ones that get pratically a whole shelf to themselves. The top 5 for THIS WEEK is:

01) UP

UP is usually recognized as the movie with the balloons attached to the house, floating high up in the air and the scene most recognized is where the little kid, on the house, which is in the air, talks about his GPS. The movies weekend gross is $44,244,000. The cumulative gross is $137,316,435. It's been out for 2 weeks and it's playing in 3,818 theatres! I have never seen this movie but I am very interested in it because it looks like a good movie.

02) The Hangover

The Hangover is an unfamiliar movie to me because I have never heard of it before so I can't say much about it. The weekend gross is $43,275,000 and the cumulative gross is the same. I'm not so sure I will go see this movie because the title does not interest me. When I think of The Hangover I see a bunch of kids that are all hungover at a party, who would want to see that?

03) Land of the Lost

The Land of the Lost is also unfamiliar to me because I have never heard of it before. The weekend gross is $19,524,000 and the cumulative gross is the same. Land of the Lost ... Land of the Found :) I would rather want to be found than lost. It's been out for only a week.

04) Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

I absolutly loved the first one so I defenitly want to see this one. I love to watch funny movies and this would fit into that category. The weekend gross is $14,650,000. The cumulative gross is $127,341,200. It's been out for 3 weeks and it's playing in 3,807 theatres.

05) Star Trek

Star Trek ... I always thought they were a little far fetched and wierd and crazy and alienish and this is a run on sentence but Star Trek has never interested me so I probably wouldn't go see it. The weekend gross is $8,400,00. The cumulative gross is $222,801,695.

Top 5 Shoes

Top 5 Shoes

As you know, everybody loves shoes; big or small, black or white, long or wide.Here are 5 shoes people have considered the top 5.


01.

Via Spiga, Urban Outfitters
Cropped Leather Booties are the new black boots. Put your knee-high leather numbers in the back of the closet! This season is all about short and sweet ankle booties.





02.

Stella McCartney, Tom's Shoes
Eco-conscious styles are the new splurge for shoe fanatics. For every Tom's Shoe purchased, the US label donates a pair to a child in need. This seasons glittery slip-ons are sure to turn heads and warm hearts.

03.

Balenciaga, Bottega Veneta
High-heeled gladiators are the new gladiator sandals. A staple of Mediterranean bound travelers for years, the leather gladiator gets an uplift this season - literally!

04.

Gucci, Stuart Weitzman
Bright patent heels are the new black pump. True trend setters know that a little punch of colour is all you need to turn any outfit into an up-to-date ensemble. This style works best for those who have a strict dress code at the office.

05.
Rupert Sanderson, Urban Outfitters
Jazz shoes are the new ballet flat. They are comfortable and lightweight - just like the real dance styles - designer versions come in cheery colours, sleek leathers, and a dose of downtown flair.

Top 5 Cell Phone Brands

The NEW Love Of Your Life

Everybody has a cell phone but you. Texting to each other all the time. Here are the top 5 cell phones that will make you popular and the friend on everybodys text list.

01) Sony Ericsson

02) Nokia

03) Motorola
04) Samsung
05) LG Electronics

Top 5 Bands Of 2008

Top 5 bands of 2008


Have you ever noticed that bands now-a-days are screamo and sport black clothing. Personnally I don't understand how people can listen to that stuff. I mean, they don't sing, they scream! Apparently the top 5 are hard core rock and like to sport black leather clothing, long hair, piercings, tattoos, and makeup(eyeliner). Crazy, I know!

Here are the bands that people have voted as the top 5.

01. Avenged Sevenfold
http://www.avengedsevenfold.com/
Avenged Sevenfold is an American rock band from Orange County, California. They formed the band in 1999. They achieved main stream success in 2005 with their album City of Evil. Band memebers are M. Shadows, Zacky Vengeance, The Rev, Synyster Gates, and Johnny Christ.

They think they look soo cool with their black emo look, yea right, they look more like the thugs in downtown Windsor who would beat you to a pulp if you even got near them.


02. Bullet for My Valentine
http://www.bulletformyvalentine1.com/news.php
Bullet For My Valentine is a Welsh metalcore band from Bridgend, Wales. They formed their band in 1998. The band ultimitally kicked off on the United States tour with Rob Zombie. Band members are Matt Tuck, Michael Pagent, Jason James, Michael Thomas. Their second album Scream Aim Fire sold over 53,000 copies in the first week!

They look like the type that you just wouldn't want to be near and if you did get near or even just said hey or something they might just kill you. I mean, look at their faces, do they look friendly to you.

03. Atreyu


http://www.atreyurock.com/
Atryeu is an American metalcore band from Orange County, California. They formed the band in 1998. In 2008 they were on a Projekt Revolution tour with Lincoln Park. Band members are Alex Varkatzas, Dan Jacobs, Travis Miguel, Mark McKnight, Brandon Saller.

These guys don't look that bad but the guy on the far left REALLY needs a hair cut.

04. Escape the Fate
http://www.escapethefate.net/
Escape The Fate is an American rock band from Las Vegas, Nevada. They formed the band in 2004. The band consists of Craig Mabbitt, Bryan "Monte" Money, Max Green, Robert Ortiz.

Are they boys or are they girls. You just can't tell anymore with the kind of hair cuts boys and girls have now-a-days and the makeup and stuff. I don't see why boys would use makeup? I don't even know why girls do? Why can't people just be happy with who they are???

05. Tokio Hotel

http://www.tokiohotel.com/tmp/index.php
Tokio Hotel is a German band founded in Magdeburg, Germany. The band was formed in 2001. In their native country Tokio Hotel has sold over 5 million CD's and DVD's. In 2007 they released their first English album called Scream and it won the band their first MTV Europe Music Award for best InterAct. The band members are Bill Kaulitz, Tom Kaulitz, Georg Listing, Gustav Schafer.

Just because your hard core rock or screemo, that doesn't give you permission to look miserable. They all try to look tough and shit like that but when you look in their eyes you can see that they look sad. Some people can't detect this but I can, not all the time but sometimes when I look really hard I can see sadness in peoples eyes. For example, the guy in the band Tokio Hotel, with the hat, you can see that he's trying to hide behind it, trying to look tough. Another example is the guy on the far right, in the same band, looking like he's about to cry while trying to look innocent and tough at the same time.
Or maybe I can only detect this because I'm sad all the time, I don't know or maybe I don't detect it at all ... I don't know, I think I'm confusing myself or maybe I'm just confused all the time. ??? I should write a blog just on me being confused and shit like that, but because I'm the type that jumps from one topic to another maybe I might just get you confused. I think I changed my mind. I'll just stick to random top 5's.