Monday, June 15, 2009

Top 5 Strangest Animals on Earth

STRANGE, WEIRD OR CUTE?


Now I've seen some pretty strange creatures in my time, like, the elephant who needs to iron out his stockings and the hippo who needs to get a lipo suckion done but here are some of the most craziest, strangest, weirdest, what else ends in est, funniest looking animals of, like, EVER!

01) MATAMATA TURTLE
So strange that they named it twice. I think that the long thing in the front of its body is its head and then the shriveled pieces of whatever is its legs. The large hard piece on its back is usually a shell, that is, if you know what a turtle looks like. I dub thee STRANGE.



02) SAIGA ANTELOPE
I don't know what the heck its doing cause it's giving a smiling, contepated pose of some sort. I think it's smiling?!? The horns look cool but I think this animal would look stranger if it had an elephant nose. I dub this animal STRANGE.

03) STAR NOSED MOLE
Well, I feel sorry for this mole, it's constantly being picked on. Look at it, someone shoved 2 flowers up its nose and they forgot to give him a nail clipper for his birthday. By the way, where's his eyes? I dub thee STRANGE.

04) PINK FAIRY ARMADILLO
Well...its not pink and its fuzzy, armadillo's are supposed to be these strange creatures that are made up of a hard shell and when you scare it it roles up like a ball. If you know what I'm talking about you'll also know that they look similarily like a tomatoe bug, but this ... I think his mom was on crack or something, poor guy. I dub thee WEIRD.

05) LONG-EARED JERBOA
Mickey Mouse!!! What's up doc!!! Tom and Jerry!!! It's a very small, cute mouse with large ears. Dumbo!!! I dub this animal CUTE.


Here are some more strange and weird creatures. I would have used these animals cause they're weirder than the others but the website didn't provide their names so I couldn't look them up. But to your enjoyment, check these bad boys out.







Monday, June 8, 2009

Top 5 Box Office Movies

Top 5 US and Canada Box Office Movies
This week people have voted for the top 5 movies in theatre by buying a ticket and watching it. The companies put the movies in theatres to see if people will like it and then they make a large amount of DVD's to all movie stores. The movies that don't make it into theatres don't get a large space rather than the popular ones that get pratically a whole shelf to themselves. The top 5 for THIS WEEK is:
01) UP
UP is usually recognized as the movie with the balloons attached to the house, floating high up in the air and the scene most recognized is where the little kid, on the house, which is in the air, talks about his GPS. The movies weekend gross is $44,244,000. The cumulative gross is $137,316,435. It's been out for 2 weeks and it's playing in 3,818 theatres! I have never seen this movie but I am very interested in it because it looks like a good movie.
02) The Hangover
The Hangover is an unfamiliar movie to me because I have never heard of it before so I can't say much about it. The weekend gross is $43,275,000 and the cumulative gross is the same. I'm not so sure I will go see this movie because the title does not interest me. When I think of The Hangover I see a bunch of kids that are all hungover at a party, who would want to see that?
03) Land of the Lost
The Land of the Lost is also unfamiliar to me because I have never heard of it before. The weekend gross is $19,524,000 and the cumulative gross is the same. Land of the Lost ... Land of the Found :) I would rather want to be found than lost. It's been out for only a week.
04) Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
I absolutly loved the first one so I defenitly want to see this one. I love to watch funny movies and this would fit into that category. The weekend gross is $14,650,000. The cumulative gross is $127,341,200. It's been out for 3 weeks and it's playing in 3,807 theatres.
05) Star Trek
Star Trek ... I always thought they were a little far fetched and wierd and crazy and alienish and this is a run on sentence but Star Trek has never interested me so I probably wouldn't go see it. The weekend gross is $8,400,00. The cumulative gross is $222,801,695.